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I have to admit though, when other societies try to emulate any part of Americana it usually ends up taking the gold in the "Weirdness Olympics". For instance, the Spanish TV version of "Americas Funniest Home Videos"; they’ll show a toreador being gored by a bull, but it’s over dubbed with a laugh track (at least I hope it’s a laugh track). They apparently don’t understand that laughing at a person who has 7" of dislocated femur protruding from his leg is a bit rude. Of course we are talking about a nation whose national sport consists of a guy in black and gold tights sticking flowered shish-ka-bobs into a lathered bulls back - all just for fun! And lets not forget the other non-official Mexican sports : " Long-distance Desert Evade and Escape" (a.k.a. "Southern Texan Hide and Seek"), which is fun for the whole family , and " Peruvian Nose-candy Keep-away", which is great time for the youngsters and the Border Patrol (kind of an intramural sport). They say Vegas is the entertainment capital of the world, but we Americans don’t know from fun.
Have you ever seen those Discovery Channel exposes on the westernization of foreign cultures? You know the ones where they show a Russian kid living in some unchanged diaper of a Moscow suburb running his own web site. It kind of gives me an uncomfortable feeling - like when you realize the zipper is down on the person you’re talking to, but you don’t know them well enough to point it out. Sure I appreciate the effort, but they haven’t got a clue; much like Japanese musicians attempting to play the Blues, or Russian kids butchering Heavy Metal. It resembles a bad car wreck - my reaction is the same too; I want to look away but I can’t help staring. It almost makes me agree with the T.V. preachers ; sound like that could only originate form the seventh ring of Hell.
When it comes to music, some would argue that ‘Metallica’ is of the Devil- Not me, I’ve got to go with Kenny G. and John Tesh. If not them, at least agree that David Haselhoff is a potential Apocalyptic Horseman . "Captain Baywatch" is the biggest sensation Germany has seen since Hitler played his sold-out show at the Reichstag? The German people really can’t seem to get past the whole group participation thing and it always ends up making them look like ... well...hold on a sec. ... I’ve got my thesaurus out and I’m searching for just the right adjective...ummm...ahh, here we go... "jerks". "Der Fatherland" sure does seem to bring its trouble on itself , but then again so do we, and just to be fair, feel free here to insert any Jerry Lewis/French joke that you’d like. I never pass up a chance to badger the French and neither should you. Look at it this way... Our "free" society allowed something like Jerry to happen ,and that’s the cost of liberty - but the French actually IMPORT him.
The French.... Yeah, thanks for the big green statue. "Give us your poor, your tired, your huddled masses..." blah, blah, blah. How about if they all stay at your house, Pierre? One or two could sleep in your bathtub... oh, that’s right... you guys don’t have bathtubs. And by the way Frogge, ‘toilet’ is a French word - try using one! Alright, I’m finished now. I find it soooo hard to stop once I get going, but it’s time to get to the meat of this topic so here we go...
It’s all a matter of perspective, and if you think about it, the Taliban has a point. They probably got a look at one Japanese game show and realized where it was all heading. If they accept the Exxon pipeline it will all be down hill from there, and before you know it their robes will be dyed in ‘Miami Vice’ pastels, and their own home-spun version of Debbie Gibson will be performing two shows a day at the ‘Peshawar Arms Bazaar’. I’ve got to admit, a better reason to go to war I’ve not heard. I know every time I hear a ‘Backstreet Boys’ song I find myself screaming "Death to the Infidels" also. But seriously folks... these guys were upset about the cultural revolution the Russians had to offer. Guys on donkeys living in the desert looked at "Sovietization" as a regression in their economic status. They fought for ten years to retain the right to live in a cave and not drink. We’re screwed on this one before we even get rolling, and at the risk of sounding elitist - attempting to domesticate these people would be like trying to housebreak a rabid mule deer. You’re better off shooting the thing and getting a dog.
Domestication however, should not be the objective of war. At least not this one. It should be to kill people and break things. The problem is that the Talibanians (is that even a word?) don’t have anything to brake, and the pesky little buggers are hard to find. They keep falling into all those cracks and crevices Afghanistan is so famous for. I’m imagining our military commanders wishing for a giant bottle of ‘Formula 409'- just spray on and wipe off. I guess they do have such a thing, it’s called a nuclear bomb. Admittedly though, wiping it off once it’s applied is a bit of a trick , and besides, what fun would it be anyway? The people on both sides of this power-trip want CONTROL, and its hard to get a roasted corpse to "fetch the car ‘round for ya".
The one person, excuse me - "monster", that does seem easy to find is Bin Ladin. He has to travel for kidney dialysis every month. The bastard keeps popping up everywhere. He’s worse than Jessie Jackson. Well, maybe not that bad, but you have to admit he’s been making more personal appearances than Dick Cheney has. Reporters certainly don’t seem to have a problem keeping in touch with ole’ Bin either, so why does the Pentagon keep playing this protracted game of "international phone-tag"? Because Osama is a known CIA asset, that’s why. I point the reader to ‘copvcia.com’ and ‘infowars.com’ once again. Don’t take my word for it, go look for yourself. There is plenty of evidence to suggest (gasp!) a conspiracy. I know what your thinking. Your thinking , "our government wouldn’t lie to us. How could you even consider uttering such blaspheme?" Well I offer DTOM #5 as my explanation for that. Now as far as Osama is concerned, even if he is what the State Department claims, they can’t kill him. They need a boogie man; a badguy. It’s the only way to maintain support for the "war". If he is "captured" it’s not far off to say he’ll be sharing a suite next to Norriega and ordering out for pizza. Yeah, I suppose they might eventually kill him - and so what if the "Northern Alliance" takes over Kabul - or even if we "win" the war; Afghanistan will eventually deteriorate into a Bosnian type atmosphere where the only possible savior will be the U.N. "Peacekeepers". That of course, after a couple years of guerrilla/tribal warfare there, and 1 or 2 catastrophes a month in this country. All of it, of course, playing right into the hands of the globalists pig-(insert off-color word for fornication)ers eventual goal - "...oil that is... Black Gold...Texas Tea...".
You know, if this whole thing was on the up and up, our intelligence agencies would have handled it totally different. The way to deal with the rogue Osama type is to capture him on video with a giant Bob Marley sized joint in one hand, a bottle of Jack in the other - his entire body covered in lime Jell-O, with two underage Filipino prostitutes dressed as Marilyn Monroe licking it off, and perhaps a good view of ‘Red Square’ out of the hotel window. Maybe a half eaten pork sandwich on the nightstand? Or how about at the beginning of this epic we see him tearing out pages of the Holy Koran to use as rolling papers? Now that would be cinema magic. These things can be arranged you know. But then again, how do we know such a tape doesn’t already exist, and that isn’t why he is what he is? Such a tricky business this international espionage, I guess I should leave it to the professionals. Note to self: don’t worry, be happy.
Next subject,
For all you independent types I have a few recommendations:
1. Buy a copy of "Bostons Gun Bible". It is the best book about all things gun related and is available from ‘Fred’s’ for $20 or 2 for $38 ppd. You may contact ‘Fred’s’ @ 1-800-979-2144
I try to support Fred whenever I can. He writes some great articles
and pays from his own pocket to print them in ‘Shotgun News’ (1-800-345-6923)
which you should also subscribe to.
2. Get a copy of "Patriots-Surviving the Coming Collapse", available from ‘Huntington House Publishing’ (1-800-749-7060). Not only will you be supporting friends of Mark, you will be doing yourself a giant favor in helping with your preparedness.
3. Attempt to corner the market on .50 cal arms and ammo. It will be the next thing banned. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
4. YOUR HEALTH IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU HAVE. With all the talk of MANDATORY smallpox vaccines and anthrax don’t kid yourself that your food, water, and air aren’t at risk.
-Call ‘Cliff Scott Enterprises’ (1-800-569-4340) and ask about TTL and MSM. Great supplements.
-Call ‘the Free American’ (1-877-423-3250) and enquire about ‘Miracle II’ products or you can go to thepowerhour.com to get info.
-Get the detox formula from this web site (pbn.4mg.com). Nancy also sells supplements.
-Get the plans for a silver generator, also from this site.
-Call ‘Envirotech Products’ (1-316-685-4264) for the best price on water filters. They also donate a percentage of each sale to Mark’s defense fund.
-Start getting healthy as best you can. I for one will not be taking a smallpox vaccine and I certainly will not be allowing myself to be quarantined in a football stadium. If your thinking is like mine than you have to realize that you may be on the move before too long and your health and stamina will be taxed more than you can imagine. Turn off the TV and go for a walk.
5. Micro Broadcasting stations are the cats ass for getting out info. For all of you activists out there think about how much time, effort, and money you have put into getting information to people over the years. Then think about how much of it was wasted. From anywhere between $200-$1000 you can put up a station and spend your time at the range rather than arguing with your neighbors. Get to it. Pool your funds with others if you have to, but make it happen. Call Dave Martin @ 1-805-239-1932 during business hours Pacific time.
6. This holiday season you should be buying only gifts that have a useful purpose. Get the kids Swiss Army knives and flashlights. All clothing you buy should be warm, practical, and earth toned if possible. There are plenty of gifts that are useful and won’t raise red flags with the relatives that think your nuts, such as the ‘Foodsaver’. You can vacuum pack more than food with those. Everyone could use extra gloves, boots, hats, etc... Your uncle with the old 7.7 Jap war relic could probibly use some ammo for it so he can make a nice "patriotic display over the fireplace". You get the picture.
7. Call Sen. McCains office (202-224-2235) and ask how he justifies denying the right of self-defense with a firearm from pilots in charge of 30 million dollar airplanes and 2-300 passengers. I know the Smith amendment already passed, but McCain is 100%, dyed in the wool, asshole- not to mention a presidential candidate (kind of the same difference, really), so we should keep the heat on him.
"Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss..."
Keep your powder dry
-Frank-
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