March 19, 2002 "Why do I bother!?" - Me You may have noticed a slow down in the amount of columns I have been
writing lately. The reason being that I feel overwhelmed by the stupidity
of my fellow Americans. The news stories and legislation introduced in any
given 24 hour period are too much for one person to assess, and I simply
can’t keep up. Those of us in the know are working harder than we ever had,
while the rest of America has its head buried so far up its collective ass
that I venture to guess even a suitcase nuke couldn’t dislodge it.
A big ole’ example of ‘type one’ rectal-cranial inversion are the new
"security scanners" recently installed at the Orlando International Airport.
Have you heard about these? Apparently you step behind a screen and the scanner
produces a nude (for all practical purposes) image of you on a monitor, which,
of course, is saved on video tape or computer hard drive. My number one question on this is what kind of a "man" would allow
his mother, wife, or daughter to be subjected to that kind of humiliation?
Have you all gone mad? Do you think this will stop with the airports? HELL
NO!!! In five years they will be in every bus station, train depot, school,
court house, and sporting/concert event. And you know that portable ones
will be waiting for you at the soon to be road side check points. Every pedophile
and pervert in the world will be in a lust filled feeding frenzy jockeying
for a position at one of these token-free peep-shows, all the while chanting,
"government security job good," as drool runs down their chins.
Now for those of you at home keeping score lets run down a few things.
#1- Our borders are still wide open and Congress, with Bush’s signature,
just gave one million illegal aliens amnesty.
#2- Bush signed executive order W199I (look it up on the White House web
site or at Thomas.gov) which removed the Al Queda terrorist from the FBI
computers and threatened prosecution to any federal agent which pursued them,
and he did this two months BEFORE September 11th. Can you believe the nerve
of this guy acting all surprised when the INS issued the "terrorists" student
visas last week? The string of expletives I found myself shouting at the
television would now be legendary if there had been anyone else in the room
to hear them, but since I don’t want you to feel left out I’ll give you a
brief sanitized version here . . . "W", you lying, scum-sucking, shark-eyed, murdering, New World Order
toady!!! The downright evil you display is beyond any rational human beings
understanding, and may you someday find yourself in Hell being administered
molten lava enemas twice daily with an extra matinee on Saturday. I’d offer
for you to kiss my hairy, gun owning, liberty loving ass, but I would rather
not catch whatever strain of V.D. you have undoubtedly procured from the
constant circle jerks you’ve been engaging in with Kissenger and the other
Liebersborne. Not bad, eh? #3- In January the Washington Times reported that an 86-year-old man
was detained at Phoenix’s Sky Harbor Airport for 45 min. because a 1 inch
piece of metal with pointy edges that was found in his coat pocket. This shady 86-year-old was quoted in the article as saying, "They
just didn’t know what it was but they acted like I shouldn’t be carrying
it on . . . I received the medal in 1943 from Franklin Roosevelt and it says
all that stuff on the back." You see, this potential threat to our nations security was retired
Marine Corps Gen. Joseph J. Foss. Some of you may remember him as the former
head of the old American Football League, or as the former head of the National
Rifle Association, or maybe as the former governor of South Dakota! One of
140 living Congressional Medal of Honor winners, who happen to be on his
way to speak to the cadets at West Point and had to be stopped before he
seized control of his America West flight and sent it hurtling toward the
ground, much like the 26 Japanese planes he shot down in the Pacific during
WWII. You know how these veterans are with their flashbacks and all. Now I remind you - our borders are WIDE OPEN, yet you, I, and our
veterans are being asked to submit to unprecedented humiliation in the name
of "national security." We have reached the point of institutionalized insanity.
Have you had enough yet? I keep remembering the photos of naked men and women
being lined up for execution by the Nazis. You know, we’d all be safer if
we stripped down bare and allowed ourselves to be handcuffed before we got
on a plane. Maybe we could even be administered a sleep inducing drug. It’s
your patriotic duty, ya know - your not one of the terrorist, are you? How bad are you going to let this get until you act? The very least
you can do is order Alex Jones’ new tape "911 The Road to Tyranny"(1-888-253-3139
or infowars.com) and make copies. Every public official and every cop needs
to see it now. If you can’t work up the nerve to hand a video tape to your
mayor or police chief, then you will undoubtably be the guy who allows his
12-year-old daughter to be body- scanned because you don’t want to cause
any trouble. I’m sure when you explain to her how much of a coward daddy
is, she’ll understand. "Just stand still honey, this won’t hurt a bit." "...ever since the world ended I don’t go out as much . . . "
