Don’t Tread On Me
Number 11
January 11, 2002
Hi everybody - It’s been a little while but I’m back. I hope your holidays
were good ones, filled with joy, happiness, and thoughts of liberty.
Reader beware: This one is especially not for children.
"It’s my coochie, and I do wit it whad I want" - unidentified trailer
park trash guest on the ‘Jerry Springer Show’.
Today’s column is going to be a commentary on a story I read posted at
‘www.guarian.co.uk/women/story/0,3604,630163,00.html by a Gary Younge titled
"Is This Justice". It’s about a 35-year-old divorced Nigerian woman with
two children, who is due to be stoned to death next week for having sex outside
of marriage. That’s right, you read right - STONED TO DEATH! That’s the punishment
for adultery under Muslim law , or at least one interpretation of it.
So many thoughts went through my mind when I read that. To start with,
what type of backwards-ass "civilization" considers "stoning" an option?
Especially for fornication. If she had fornicated with 8-year-old girls they
might have a point, but she claims she was taken advantage of by a grown
married man on three different occasions, one of which ended up in her becoming
pregnant. The man , who already has two wives
(Poor bastard, one for each ear- just kidding.), originally admitted to it
but later retracted his confession when the woman’s brother forbid their
marriage - so he fled. Why I don’t know - they apparently don’t believe in
that evil scientific paternity test junk, or holding men responsible for
their actions either, so what’s to fear? ( Side note : I guess the only modern
technology accepted by Islam is tactical nuclear weapons and biological warfare
agents because they sure shy away from running water and soap.) The article
went on to state that the sentence was handed down by a judge in the Sokoto
State court. State court! Not some Nigerian version of a backwoods
hillbilly tribal counsel. It was an official state court... part of the official
government... with an official ambassador... that they send on official trips
to Washington... to attend official State dinners... and eat taxpayer provided
official food. What the hell is the matter with us?
Now I don’t care what type of morality you preach you cannot justify to
me how it is right to leave three children parentless because their mother
had sex out of wedlock. I can hear gramma explaining it to the kids 10 years
from now. . . "Well ya see, your Father left your mother alone, and being
a normal human being she didn’t like being alone and took a fancy to one
of the local men whom she decided to bed down without community or government
approval- so we killed the bitch - Praise Allah! Now come give gramma a hug."
- Bullshit! This is the exact type of crap which makes me so wary of "state
sponsored religion" and has me spending my Sundays at the shooting range.
Where is all that Islamic love and kindness we keep hearing about every time
King George or Lord Ashcroft open their yaps? This is the same country that
has declared war on it’s Christian populace and, along with Sudan, is getting
a nice little genocide going. This is just my opinion but I’m beginning to
think the great Muhammed was an asshole, and if there are any calls for me
I’ll be at Salmon Rushdies house (or bunker-as the case may be.)
Moving right along, and at the risk of sounding like a feminist here,
I would like to point out something else about this story - the accuser, the
father of the child/boyfriend, the attorney, the judge, and (according to
Muslim law) the executioners are all MEN. Men who think they can act as tyrants
because they have a mandate from "Gawd" (insert thunder sound effect here)
to kill anything they find to be an embarrassment. You’ll also notice that
the father of the child gets off (so to speak) scott-free. I bet none of
this would be happening if the women of Nigeria were all packing. A woman
with a ‘Combat Commander’ in a side holster does wonders for the male social
graces. Remember ladies, it’s fun to accessorize.
Now just to be fair, I’d like to take a few shots at the accused.
1. She says, "He said he loved me...". Now honey, come on. They
all say that, don’t they? Your 35, divorced, and have two kids - you should
know better.
2. She continues, "...He used fetishes and magic on several occasions
..." Kinda sounds like fun, but I digress. Again I remind you that you’re
35, divorced, and have two kids - you should know better. The "Voodoo defense"
might play out in New Orleans but you live in Nigeria so give it up. Of course
if it actually is true it must be against Islam to practice the ‘Black Arts’
so make sure you mention that at your appeal hearing. Oh, I forgot - Islam
is a ‘Black Art’. My bad.
3. She still continues, "...When I was in the bush one day he ambushed
and forced me..." O.K. I understand if he forced you... oh, but
wait- there’s more, " ...that happen three times.."
Hold up. Three times? This goes back to the old saying "Fool me once, shame
on you. Fool me twice, shame on me." Again - and I can’t stress this enough
- "God created man, Col. Colt made them equal". If he really raped you the
first time you should have killed the bastard and buried his body, and if
the authorities got nosey you should have hit the road. You would be better
off than you are now, right?
I’ll say this about Islam - its ridiculous rules have led to societies
that pit a man against his daughter, brother against his sister, and place
tyranny above liberty. Screw that! And if that’s the way "Allah" wants it
then screw him too. I know right from wrong and tyranny is tyranny, no matter
what "sacred" scripture you wrap it in, so to all my Muslim brothers who
sanction this type of behavior you can kiss my ass and call me "Infidel".
Bring on your "jihad" dick-head, I’ll be waiting for you, and if you try to
force any of the women I love and care about to submit to your B.S. you can
be sure of a one way trip to "paradise". Every one of them can put 230 grains
of copper jacketed "love" into your pelvis from 30 paces making sure to blow
your tiny little balls clean off ,and they’ll probably give you a head-shot
chaser just to be sure, so you might want to tell momma to plan on a closed
casket. By the way, what does the Koran say about a man who allows a lowly
woman to emasculate him? Does he still get to go to Heaven? Hmmmm. . . .?
"It’s my coochie, and I’ll do with it what I want." True words, but I’d
like it better if she had added, " and I’ll accept the responsibility for
it also."
You’ve come a long way baby... Yeah, right.
"...try, try,try to understand... he’s a magic man, momma... oooo,
he’s got the magic hand..."
Keep your powder dry
-Frank
